My baby needs a bit of airPlaytime on the deckWhat will neighbours think of me?To bad, what the heck…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Tag Archives: humour
What Are You Complaining For?
What are you complaining for?If you can’t drive ‘long theseYou don’t deserve to have a carThese are just a breeze…. But I want to back in ….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Pennant
My boy he loves AmericaHis pennant says it allHe plans to join the NRAAnd have himself a ball…. Mum gave me pennant for Christmas present…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan Joins Facebook
I’ve joined with other FacersAll around the EarthEntered (waiting congrats)(From all) my date of birth…. Why is it calling me Gary?……. Why have all my friends forgotten my special day?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Where Are You My Darling?
I had you in my clutchesThen you went awayWhere are you my darling?Tell me you’re OK…..
1st Prize. Not Hard
I have a very nice cockIt wasn’t even hardIt won myself a 1st prizeEasy, not real hard…. Well done birthday boy…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
We Believe in Starting Young
We bought her her own IpadWhile young to make a startLearning ’bout technologyBut still make little farts…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Lift Level Forty-Three
Mummy I’m in desperateNeed to do a weeThere’s one right in the corner dear(Not yet at forty-three)…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Mad Max Vehicles to be Auctioned
You interested in expressing a madnessFor Gigahorse, Doof Wagon, War Rig?Used in the filming of Mad MaxThey’re big and need wallets big big Don MatthewsSeptember 2021 Skip’s gonna set up a back-yard museum. Charge a bottle of beer at the doorI said three…….
Graffiti
Billy no you cannotGraffiti on the wallOwner has alternativeGo give them a call….. Aw mum it’s not the same…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 