I bought this calculatorMy number skills to honeThen suddenly it asked meDid I want a phone?…. Golly gosh…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Just bought myself a you-beaut phoneA hundred different appsCounts to 10 and also hasUseful lunar maps… Can even phone home…….smart phone this is…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Hey guys come round and have a lookI’ve found ourselves a treatRibbit ribbit ribbit croakRibbit ribbit meat,,,, Don MatthewsNovember 2021
I had you in my clutchesThen you went awayWhere are you my darling?Tell me you’re OK…..
We are an apple familyDad, mother, daughter, sonKeeps us fit and regular(We each are holding one)… Don MatthewsApril 2021
I cannot be without itMy without-fear is realMust have it always with meWithout, great fear I feel You sound in deep trouble…. What do you fear being without my child?…. My mobile phone…. Ah?…a typical case of nomaphobia…. What?…. A fear of being without your phone…. It has become so popular they havenow added yourContinue reading “Doctor Poet Don”
Attention: News scoopNASA builds 4G tower on moondisguised as pine tree Hello? hello? Anyone there? rustle…rustle Must be windy…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Look at me mummy I’m swimming Yes dear (sounds fun Jen I text) Look at me mummy I’m floating Yes dear ( you moaned having sex!) Mummy I can’t touch the bottom Mummy I’m sinking real fast! Seems I’ve got bit of a problem here Jen I’ll text you back soon as it’s passed DonContinue reading “Yes Dear”