A kiddies water slide I’ve builtSo safe they won’t get kiltAll enclosed no falling outThis water slide I’ve built…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Tag Archives: humour
We of the Opposition Party are doing our Job
We are the party in powerThe opposition party you beWhy do you oppose all proposalsAll good proposals we see? We just doing our jobcos we the opposition party…… You did it when you were us…… Did we?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Overcoming Problems of Real
Going from experienceReal makes such a messCome up with solutionNow don’t get no mess…. Don’t they look nice dear?……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan and Perc Run the Ferris Wheel
Perc we’ve got lots of peopleQueued up all waiting in lineOur wheel’s a bit wonky, go fix itAll done now Stan, all fixed up, all’s fine…. Good fella…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
This Took a Lot of Thought
This verse is deep and meaninglessGrammatically it’s shotPut a lot of effort inGave it what I’ve got clap clap clap well done…… Thankyou…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Walking the Baby
When I go out walkingBaby in the pramI like to dress appropriateAnd no, don’t give a damn…. You look nice daddy…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Playground Built by Stan’s Grandad
Safety is embeddedIn Stan’s familyPlayground building is their tradeExample here to see…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Slippery Dip
I built this lovely slippery dip(Present for my son)(First ride), if he then likes itI’ll build another one For the daughter…. Shit you alright son?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan Operates the Rubbish Truck
I’ve had one lesson driving thisLooks easy nuff to meLever in, lever outRubbish in goes she…. Go Stan…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan Sorts out a Problem
Two containers we did notHave unfortunatelyCalled in Stan said can you fix?Fixed it easily…. Sorted…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 