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Cookie Blessed by Priest in Drive-Through

Manilla – celebrating World Animal Day We took our doggie CookieFor blessing via drive-throughHe sprinkled Cook with waterThe way all priests do do Paid our $50 dollarsAt the drive checkoutCookie gave a woof woof…. Thought I was serious didn’t you?First verse is. Second got bit carried away…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Stan Struggles with a Toilet Build

My neighbour said get Stan, DorisHe put our toilet inI plied him lots of bikkies/teaAnd stacks of tonic/gin…. Shit that was a hard one boss…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021 Me- note the platform you have to fold down to use it. Jeez, you wouldn’t want to be in a hurry. Or drunk. Doris says she’s veryContinue reading “Stan Struggles with a Toilet Build”