(Musical show just come to Adelaide Billy’s mother has taken him to see Bluey’s Play) Bluey’s having partyMummy’s taking meI’m getting real excitedWe have our tickets (free) I’m settling in the theatreWith all the girls and boysMummy sits beside meI’m filled with excite, joy I wanna sing along with BlueyMummy says ‘fraid noHumming is allowedContinue reading “Billy and Bluey’s Play”
Tag Archives: Covid
The Covid Vaccine Is Not a Magic Bullet
Some think the vaccine is a magic bulletIt isn’t You can still catch itBut the symptoms will be less You can still pass it onTo anyone less prepared Social distancingTracing systemsWill be with us for a long time The vaccine is not a magic bulletBut it is a step in the right direction Don MatthewsFebruaryContinue reading “The Covid Vaccine Is Not a Magic Bullet”
Sri Lanka’s Minister of Health Takes Magic Potion Against Covid
true story I am the Minister of HealthOf Island Lanka SriI’ve swallowed me a magic potionNow Covid won’t touch me The sorcerer who prepared the potion tells me it will give me life-long protection So trusting of the sorcererOur politicians allDrank the magic potion andToasted Covid’s fall Why have I tested positive?…. And me?…. MeContinue reading “Sri Lanka’s Minister of Health Takes Magic Potion Against Covid”
Poet Don Reporting on Two Social Distancing Ignorers
Jupiter and SaturnBoth have just been finedFor not social distancingToo closely aligned Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on all things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
This Lady Has Lockdown Problems
Been in lockdown six monthsHe’s driving me insaneMake me any offerGet me sane again…. $1?…. Done…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Out Of Control
Humans you are stupidYou should be killing meInstead you show more interest inYour economy I won’t go ‘way until youGet serious with meAnd put on hold until I’m goneYour economy You still go round all tight-packedDespite a Covid planAre you really serious1 metre gap? a sham White House is still crowd-packingDon’t seem that they haveContinue reading “Out Of Control”
Christmas With the Seven Dwarfs 2020
The seven dwarfs have been advised(They think it’s awfully crappy)Can only meet in groups of sixAnd one of them’s not Happy
Sorry Mr President…We’re Committed to Supplying Other Countries
I’m getting real excitedVaccine’s not far awayI think I’ll order plenty moreTo keep covid away I’m sorry Mr PresidentYou had the chance beforeTo order vaccine made by usTo order extra, more But you refused the chance…. We’re now committed to supplying other countries. Sorry…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020 The Associated Press and Denise Chow21h ago /Continue reading “Sorry Mr President…We’re Committed to Supplying Other Countries”
Phew!
Our hardest lockdown’s just been stoppedThree days before it’s dueSomeone went and told a lieThank goodness, I say phew! I now can go back to my caffAnd ponder on my coffFor inspiration here to writeIt works, please do not scoff Don MatthewsNovember 2020
You’ll Survive
There’s been a nasty covid clusterFlareup in my townWe thought we had it sortedWe thought we’d knocked it down Never turn your back on covid…. Since covid started wrecking thingsWe’ve learnt, become preparedTo come down hard and sudden onClusters when they’ve flared So From 12 o’clock tonight (Wednesday)My cafe it will closeFor six days, noContinue reading “You’ll Survive”
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 