
true story
I am the Minister of Health
Of Island Lanka Sri
I’ve swallowed me a magic potion
Now Covid won’t touch me
The sorcerer who prepared the potion
tells me it will give me life-long protection
So trusting of the sorcerer
Our politicians all
Drank the magic potion and
Toasted Covid’s fall
Why have I tested positive?….
And me?….
Me too?…..
I even poured a pot of “blessed” water
into a river in November
after a self-styled god-man told me
that it would end the pandemic.
https://www.scmp.com/news/asia/south-asia/article/3118959/sri-lankan-health-minister-who-took-magic-potion-tests
Don Matthews
February 2021
Bet the sorcerer was a mate of Trump.
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How can a Minister of Health believe this?….I guess it’s a completely different culture steeped in sorcery and magic potions…..so guess I do understand…we shouldn’t be critical of the route taken…I just thought the story worth writing about and sharing…..
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What was Trump’s excuse though!
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No excuse, just stupid…..
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‘Of Island Lanka Sri’ 😂 the word order here just cracks me up!
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‘Island of Sri Lanka’ couldn’t find suitable rhyming word for Lanka….Skip suggested (Paul) Anka? canker? he tries poor fella….
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