I am the Minister of Health
Of Island Lanka Sri
I’ve swallowed me a magic potion
Now Covid won’t touch me
The sorcerer who prepared the potion
tells me it will give me life-long protection
So trusting of the sorcerer
Our politicians all
Drank the magic potion and
Toasted Covid’s fall
Why have I tested positive?….
I even poured a pot of “blessed” water
into a river in November
after a self-styled god-man told me
that it would end the pandemic.