bathroom – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (bullet train bathroom)

There is never a timeto stop learning new things Japanese bullet train bathroom

Stan. Toilet Installer

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him You have a tiny bathroomNo worries, I can seeJust the spot to put it inJust the spot can see DM

Interior Decoration

We had a throne-like toilet doneAnd we were so impressedWe moved on to the bathroomAnd also much impressed DM

You ask to use the bathroom?The bathroom to do itIncorrect, AmericanIt’s toilet on we sit Bathrooms are for bathingToilets, shit and peeIncorrect, AmericanIt’s toilet sit for thee Found it. It’s in the bathroom…… DM

Stan Does a Toilet Job

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him The lady of the householdIn need she was of looAsked for two for one jobI said yes ma’m can do Both sat together when finished for trial (he on left she on right)…… They were very happy…… Gave discountContinue reading “Stan Does a Toilet Job”

Stan Advises on the Bathroom

Knowing Stan’s an expertIn bathrooms short of spaceWe asked for his assistanceFoer one with ensuite, grace…. And you’ve used pink. Our favourite colour…… Roll out of bed into bath. We love it Stan…… Don MatthewsApril 2022

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

You will never hit the right switchon the first attempt in someone else’s bathroom

Handsoap

My auntie is quite literalAs can here be seenHandsoap by the bathroom bowlHandsoap to keep clean…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Help Stan, We Need You

We had another builderDo a job or twoLeft us with this problemDon’t know what to do?…. Can fix no worries folks…. Oh thankyou Stan. We love it……. Isn’t he nice dear? Our favourite tradesman is Stan…….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Mothers Day

Am in the hotel bathroomWhatever are those cards?Shit forgot it’s Mothers Day…. For those who have forgotten…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021