Assisted by stoker Perc I’ve just received my licenceThis is my first train driveWhere do I find the brake Perc?When station I arrive?…. Was this the last station Perc?…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Tag Archives: accident
Stan and his FedUp Truck
Not only is my truck fed upBut fed up I am tooWhy did my truck go do this? Dunno…. Seems Stan’s in a spot of bother…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
What a Lovely Day Dear
What a lovely day dearFor driving in the carYou’re slowing dear. Why is that?…. Good heavens, what is he doing dear?…… I think he saw a bird do it…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan and Perc in the Warehouse
We’re a good teamPerc and meAlways lookingOut we be…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Stan Tries His Hand at Truck Driving
I’m so excite just getting licenseLets me drive big trucksHere comes a bridge, just done me mathsShit Stan WTF…. We have been informed that Stan’s bosshas taken him off truck driving duties for the time being Don MatthewsAugust 2021
I Know I Parked the Bus
I know I parked the busHorizontallyWhen I went to bed last nightIt’s not how it should be Now…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Stan’s Just Passed His Pilot’s License
I’m real excite to fly this planeJust checked outside airflowThe runway’s lined up straight aheadI’m landing here we go…. Jeez Stan, bit bumpy……. Don Matthews|July 2021
A Lovely Sunday Drive Dear
What a lovely day dearFor driving in our carLook, a bridge is coming upDrive under will our car…. Why are you slowing down dear. Is there something ahead?…….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Turn Right Dear
My wife and I were driving homeRoad goes right here dearObeyed because she’s always rightAnd ended up in here……… Sorry dear…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Priscilla Went and Tripped me Up
Priscilla went and tripped me upFood all over floorSaid she was still hungryWanted food, some more Didn’t like it. Spat it out Little shit…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020
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