FCS focuses on promoting humour, offbeat poetryand exploring things different Down we bow before youUpon our bended kneeImmune you are (by your decree)Immortal now (by we) Oh hail triumphant LeaderWe you now deifyA Constantine the Great you areYou’ll live on, never die We’ll knock down our Mt RushmoreReplace it with just youWe’ll rival Egypt’s ValleyContinue reading “Oh Great One We Worship You”
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Instructions Not in Cat. Causing Priscilla Problems
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I’m having bit of troubleHow to get my foodInstructions they were not in catWhich was for me not good Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Why Mummy?
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different My mind’s unstructured, scattyTurns me often sillyDresses I like frillyI like my catty Prissy meow…. You can’t wear dresses sweetie…. Why mummy?…. Because you are a boy…. ??? Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Hakui ‘Throwaway Society’
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different We long for new thingsNo matter how good the oldDiscard and forget Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Look What You’ve Done to Me Lockdown
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Prior to Covid lockdownI partied all night longMixed with lots of peopleMingled with the throng Lockdown put an end to thisTold to stay at homeNo more parties, peopleNo more mingling, roam I’ve spent so long in lockdownI love my companyAnd have a fear of peopleLookContinue reading “Look What You’ve Done to Me Lockdown”
Feed Me Proper Meat? Please?
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I’m sitting waiting patientlyWaiting for my dinnerPlease feed me proper meat this timeNot fish dished from a tinner Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Fair Dinkum Kylie Mole
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I give to you Aussie KylieAussie through and throughLots of things about herSeem to make her spew Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Guest Poet Joe Balaz ‘Cool Her Sassy Jets’
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Joe Balaz writes in Hawaiian Islands pidgin. He lives in Cleveland, Ohio COOL HER SASSY JETS She posted on Facebook one daydat she wuz allowed to come and goas she pleased in high schooland dat it really didn’t mattahif she wuz dere or notcause latahContinue reading “Guest Poet Joe Balaz ‘Cool Her Sassy Jets’”
How to Correctly Shake a Champagne Bottle
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I wanted some excitementBut made a slight mistakeI shook the bottle up too much(At least I missed the cake) Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Something’s Wrong Here
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Nearly all computer gamesChildren play for thrillsHave built in their programRewards for making kills What are we teaching them? Don MatthewsOctober 2020