A doctor dunny’s being madeThe seat tells your blood pressureIt also measures heartbeat, pulseWhile you sit there at leisure The bowl will also analyseYour urine, stool as wellReport results right back to youIf doctor needed, tell The Wellness Toilet will notbe available for some time Don MatthewsFebruary 2021 https://au.pcmag.com/health-fitness/84805/totos-wellness-toilet-will-analyze-your-poop
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This Poet
This poet that I know ofHe writes so differentlyNot the normal bland stuffThe stuff you often see Often plain and simpleHe can be complex tooA mix of pathos/humourPut on screen to view He taught me how to rhyme like thisWhen all is said and doneBut most of all he taught meThe art of having funContinue reading “This Poet”
Follows, Likes and Comments
‘Follows’ do not mean much toMe initiallyIt’s ‘likes’ and ‘comments’ followingAbout my poetry Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
I Write For My Amusement
I write for my amusementShould it amuse you tooTag along behind meChoogaloogaloo You may think my stuff’s puerileI don’t care if you doI write for my amusementChoogaloogaloo The FCS characters I have created provide me with lots of amusement Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
There’s Not Enough Of Silly
There’s not enough of sillySilly on the netIt’s all too deep and serious(Most that I’ve read/met) I do at times like serious(As titled in my site)But interest, no, in seriousEvery day and night Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Priscilla’s Getting Bored
Cilla’s found a new wayTo have a bit of funI will admit it’s differentLet’s look see how it’s done…… Gosh you’ve got guts Priscilla…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Back in the Day, Do You Remember?
Back in the day I rememberPlaying these games with my friendsWhich didn’t require any batteriesTechnology then brought that to end Not quite….. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Why Am I Attracted To Absurdity?
Why am I attracted to absurdityWhy am I silly, insaneWhy am I nonsensically inclined thus?What am I striving to gain? Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Message for Little Charmer
Skip was pleased to meet you yesterday. He asked me to send you this link to his bio. https://donmatthewspoetry.com/2020/05/17/me-mate-skip/ which most of our FCS readers will have already seen. I guess you are unaware that Skip was a child movie star? He wouldn’t have made it all the way to Glasgow I guess. Just hoppedContinue reading “Message for Little Charmer”
Why Don’t I Do This?
Was getting kinda buggeredPushing son on swingThen thought why don’t I do this?Ring-a-ding-a-ding…… You’re a genius….. Thankyou…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 