Why Am I Like This Sigmund?

I’m not a psycho-ologistAt times I wish I wasTo work out how my strange mind worksTo work out, just becos Becos it ain’t a normal mindIt don’t think normallyIt don’t write normal poetryAbout the bird and bee Ode to Spring (my attempt at being a normal poet) Flowers are a’blooming(Birds and bees they bring)Maypole dancingContinue reading “Why Am I Like This Sigmund?”

Not a Good Idea to Irritate Gucci’s Murderous Wife

Maurizio Gucci you irritate meYou’ve divorced me, run off with some chickMauri it’s not that I hate youIt’s just that you make me feel sick I need to do something about thisCan anyone do away with him now?I’ll pay any price for the murderDon’t care what you use and/or how In 1995 a pizzeria ownerContinue reading “Not a Good Idea to Irritate Gucci’s Murderous Wife”