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I’ve Had a Shitty Day

I’ve had a shit of a day. Yep. Reckon it’s because the clocks went back. Sent my body in a tizz. Does this happen to you? I did remember to adjust the clock before going to bed though. I woke up wide awake at 3am. Why? I need to be asleep at this time. I’mContinue reading “I’ve Had a Shitty Day”

Banks of TV Screens

I like the banks of TV screensIn pubs where I go drinkNo need for conversationNo need to converse,think Football, boxing, soccer….All mute….Wonderful…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Am I Not Allowed To?

It has been suggested I am starting a blog war. I am not. I am simply making use of source material I see Am I not allowed toMake light of someone’s post?Even if it’s justified?No Don you are not…. Making light of othersIs just not the done thingStay away from making-lightsRing-a-ding-a-ding…. We must support eachContinue reading “Am I Not Allowed To?”

Giant Dozer Finally Frees Suez Monster

After all other efforts had failed a last ditch effort to free the stuck-in-the-sand Suez Canal container ship was finally successful after the Canal Authority brought in a giant dozer operated by a specially trained driver. The dozer and it’s driver are shown hard at work below Don Matthews1 April 2021

Shaun

Shaun had just got shearedOf his woollen shanksWhen Shaun got up the shearer saidWhat do you say Shaun? “Thanks” Can’t find shanks in dictionary?…. It’s in mine…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Thump Thump

My thanks to the Yorkshire duo for use of phrase ‘Thump Thump’ and daffodil inspire. I could not have done it without their help. Thankyou Today I’m in the cafeBecause it’s rather hotMy heart is beating thump thump(Coz I’m alive, dead not) Daffodil on tableLooking back at meSays Don are you likingDrinking your coffee? IContinue reading “Thump Thump”

Ship Happens

A monster’s gone blocked up the SuezA monster’s created real hellDiagonally blocked both directionsShip happens which monsters do well Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Just Divine

We are a pair of gay boysEnjoy a sip of wineSoup we’re having for our tea(Our cat thinks we’re divine)…. Aren’t our boots divine?…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Marketing Plan

A plumber (who’s local’s) gone brokeIgnored basic tenet this manHe didn’t include any fridge magnetsNo magnets in his marketing plan Don MatthewsMarch 2021

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Democracy is rotting from the inside: deformed by weak institutions, tribalism, the tyranny of the rich and an elite who dominate positions of power, racism, sexism, and crippling inequality. The growing gap between rich and poor is a cancer that is eating democracy.