Headline Australian gored by bull in intensive care Hospital switchboard swamped by concerned bull lovers Don MatthewsMarch 2021
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Advert for FCS and EIF
Go home…. Each Monday I present three new poems on Ingrid’s site Experiments in Fiction (EIF). This Monday’s trilogy T#23 is White Blank (my computer is making me feel guilty), Publisher Wanted (where are you my publisher?), The Newsagent (where I buy my sox)Ingrid has become quite attached to Skip, FCS resident cat Priscilla, andContinue reading “Advert for FCS and EIF”
South Australia Being Sought After For Film TV Production (post Covid)
South Australia is becoming sought afterBy film, also television crewsBecause of our covid-free status(We also have nice tourist views) How come we’re so covid-free lucky?We didn’t sleep in in our bedWe locked down soon as covid showed up(Unlike UK/States, we used head) Although I’m no film/TV actor(Some claim I’m an FCS star)Our Adelaide Film StudiosContinue reading “South Australia Being Sought After For Film TV Production (post Covid)”
Haiku to Spring
Birds go tweet tweet cheepTweet tweet cheep cheep tweetSpring has arrived, cheep clap…clap…clap Thankyou Don MatthewsHaikuist in TrainingMarch 2021
Kevvy
True story in Adelaide recently Kevvy is a hoonerLikes his wild burnoutsRubber on the concreteWhoops and hollers, shouts In a multi-story carparkToo silly to not realize a police station was directly below Kevvy was arrested. Car impounded Poor Kevvy….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Papers
Cop pulled me over And said to me “papers” So I then said “scissors, I win” … and drove off
Raleigh
I got out my old RaleighCobwebs brushed asideOiled the chain and sprocketsThen took her for a ride Guess you could say I’m a ‘recycler’…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Pigs
Pigs are real nice animalsBelong to genre susFly they will, just really fineIf given e-nough thrust Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Algebra
Relationships are lot likeAlgebra, and why?Ever looked at your XYour X and wondered Y ? Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Scrap Mothers Day and Fathers Day
Mothers day needs to be scrappedAnd shifted to a complete different dayAnd called Day Gestational Parent(Where everyone’s happy and gay) Fathers Day also needs scrappingAnd joined with aforesaid Mothers dayTo Gestational/Non-gestational Parent Day(Where all’s also happy and gay) To be replaced with a single day, celebrated on April 1 One of Australia’s leading universities isContinue reading “Scrap Mothers Day and Fathers Day”