Haven’t heard of Tommy?Tommy of Rot fame?What a crying pityWhat a crying shame Wot rot…… Don’t be disrespectful….. Don MatthewsMay 2021
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The Hammer Canon
The hammer canon is a musical instrument used to imitate canon fire in Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture Don MatthewsJune 2021
Borrow Borrow Gotta
Borrow borrow gottaJust to stay aheadPay it back? no worriesWhy? cos I’ll be dead Borrow borrow gottaBank’ll print lots morePay it back? why worry?Bank’ll just print more Kids’ll have a good jobMoney (lots) they’ll getPay it back? why worry?The kids’ll pay my debt Gotta get that new 2m flat-screenfor complete telly enjoyment Don MatthewsJune 2021
Spotify
More than 60,000 tracks are uploaded to Spotify every day I’m starting to feel a bit bloatedThey think I’ll expand infiniteWell sorry, we all have our limitsI’m deleting tracks starting tonight I’m fired?….. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Dodging the Needle
Dodging the needle does not make you smartDodging it could make you sickDodging the needle does not make you smartDodging it makes you a prick Don MatthewsJune 2021
Silly
You may think I am sillySpike M was silly tooWe’re both well educatedCock-a-doodle-doo Wot?…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Space Junk, Thunk
Flying round earth are 100And 30 million pieces of space junkDropped toolbag, dead satellites, frozen urineWhich on satellites would go more than thunk Don MatthewsJune 2021
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Achy Breaky Heart’ Billy Ray Cyrus DRAFT
Carl Sandburg
“Life is like an onion.You peel it off one layer at a time,and sometimes you weep” Carl SandburgUS poet
Can I Have That Gun Mummy? Sure Sweetie…
Become an epidemicGuns in USAPick them up at Walmart(Open 7 days) Mummy? Can I have that one?…… Sure sweetie. I’ll put it on my card And some bullets. I’m gonna play cowboys with Billy, bang bang…. Play safe sweetie….. You’re dead Billy bang bang…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 