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Just a Few Grains

Just a few grains of the powderJust a few grains fits the billJust a few grains for your poisonJust a few grains for the kill…. Music legend Prince died after taking what he thought was Vicodin but was actually a counterfeit painkiller that was laced with fentanyl, … Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Rise Up and Make a Message

I am a woman suffragetteAll of us have titsRise up and make a messageRise up and use your tits…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Bonkers Club

Anyone who posts each day is bonkers I’m in the Club of Bonkers(Not that sort of bonk)You wanna come and join us?Just give your horn a honk Entry denied…… What?…… Come on in…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Plink, Plink, Plink by Don Matthews

Originally posted on Chewers by Masticadores:
Image Source: Snappa I sit upon my porcelain Throne and ponder, think I know what you are thinking What rhymes with think, yep, sink I think I must change washer In leaking tap in sink That’s next to me (it’s dripping) Plink, plink, plink You think I’m on my…

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Believe’ Negative

Negative is a Finnish rock group, front man Jonne Aaron. Aeron’s musical career was helped by Stan and Perc. He is ever grateful Don MatthewsOctober 2021

School of Silly – Where I Learnt My Skills

I graduated from the SchoolFrom the School of SillyThis is where I learned to rhymeHone my Jack and Jilly Spike duxed the School…… I got Pass Grade 3. Too busy clubbing…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Rules by Don Matthews

Originally posted on Chewers by Masticadores:
Image Source: Snappa (True story – I was a university student. My father a preacher.) I went to university Questioned all the rules Wondered why some followed them Looking like such fools Follow rules by all means Those which do make sense Don’t follow blindly all the sheep Cos…

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