Practising my somersaultsWaiting for the trainRepetition makes one betterI’ll do it once again…. Oh shit…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
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I Live Down In Australia
I live down in AustraliaWhere girls display their bodCurvaceous and well-suntannedBy law, bikini shod Quick, book me a ticket…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Good Question Poet Critic by Don Matthews
Originally posted on Chewers by Masticadores:
Image Source: Snappa Maybe this ain’tAin’t poetryDidn’t write it for youJust wrote it for me Poet if you thinkIt ain’t poetryThen why did you post itOn website poetry? Good question criticWhy post it on here?It pulled my emotionsI ended in tears Critic?…… -DON MATTHEWS Don is an Australian writer…
Chocolate Boobs Scrapped
Junee Chocolate Factory, Junee New South Wales For 14 years we’ve madeChocolate ‘Bottle Boobs’Sold them all for charityRounded (not as cubes) Complaints our boobs (in chocolate)Reduce women to partsFor popping in one’s mouth for eating(Now gonna change to hearts….) The company has withdrawn the product and donated a portion of the profits to breast cancerContinue reading “Chocolate Boobs Scrapped”
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
They say money talks – but it usually goes without saying
Fandango Separated
Fandango separatedIs fan then dan then goLost all of their adhesive glueWhat a way to go…. (my drinking buddy Skip) Don MatthewsNovember 2021
1920 Helicopter Rides
Don MatthewsNovember 2021
I’m Not a Comic Writer
I’m not a comic writerAnd never trained as oneI just like playing round with wordsAnd having me some fun Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Joseph Heller and Catch-22
The 1961 book Catch-22 by US author Joseph Hellerwas rejected for publication 22 times
The Unfair Anti-Vaxxer
Vaccination you refusedIt was your right you saidBut now you have come down with itAnd taken up a bed All of us got vaccinatedDid what we thought was rightTo keep the beds availableFor those who need to fight It makes me ropeable Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 