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Different Kind of Gate

In China (Erenhot) isA different kind of gateUnusual, unexpectedStrange at any rate…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 23, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:china, dinosaur, gate, humour, poetry3 Comments on Different Kind of Gate

Scarecrow

My scarecrow’s turned out uselessHas given up its scareSo decked it out in new clothesBirds now won’t even dare…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 23, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, scarecrow1 Comment on Scarecrow

My Mother Took My Medals

My mother took my medalsThe Yorkers want me strippedOf title (9 in 10) they doMy wings are being clipped They say my title’s untenableI’ve got York in the pooMy contact with this town must endWhat am I gonna do? Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 22, 2022Posted inUncategorized3 Comments on My Mother Took My Medals

Tumeric Smoothie

Was making up a smoothie(Happy singing song)When had a little problemDunno what went wrong?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 22, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, smoothie, tumeric2 Comments on Tumeric Smoothie

ATM

I haven’t got my plastic backCome on ATMWhat’s that you’re saying on the screen?Shit!…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 22, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:ATM, humour, poetry2 Comments on ATM

Hard to Bear

Why are all my teddies notArranged as I did sayOrder Hippo, Panther, PrinceOn my bed to lay? There’s a new Maid in Training…….Don’t spit your dummy again dear……Aww mummy…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 21, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, prince andrew, teddies2 Comments on Hard to Bear

Pavement Art

This pavement art looks interestingClever is this girlI’ll just go look more closely…………………..shit! Does anyone know what’s going on here?I’m baffled. Setup? Faked ? Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 21, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:pavement art8 Comments on Pavement Art

Hospital Scan

Presented at the hospitalFor to have a scanSurprised was I when they did saySorry no do can…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 20, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:hospital scan, humour, poetry, zoo6 Comments on Hospital Scan

Novak our Messiah Yay!

He is our tennis JesusChrist (Messiah too)He cleans polluted waterWith thoughts and rids the goo Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 19, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:French Open, Novak Djokovic, tennis2 Comments on Novak our Messiah Yay!

Stan the Delivery Man

I got a special jobUniform I wearDeliver orders placed onlineDeliver everywhere….. Stan is proud to wear his company’s uniform…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 19, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:delivery, humour, online shopping, poetry, uniform5 Comments on Stan the Delivery Man

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