Vinyl Addiction Causes a Problem

Matt Lambert Hilltop Hoods


He went on a trip collecting vinyl
Filled up his case then when fin
On returning to Australia, the customs
Said sorry, we can’t let you in



Adelaide Hills Hood Matt Lambert came home with a suitcase full of 70’s vinyl records. They wouldn’t let him in as they had detected traces of cocaine. Turns out the records had been used to chop up cocaine, traces which were still present decades later.. They eventually did let him in.


Don Matthews
June 2021





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