It has been suggested I am starting a blog war. I am not. I am simply making use of source material I see Am I not allowed toMake light of someone’s post?Even if it’s justified?No Don you are not…. Making light of othersIs just not the done thingStay away from making-lightsRing-a-ding-a-ding…. We must support eachContinue reading “Am I Not Allowed To?”
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Giant Dozer Finally Frees Suez Monster
After all other efforts had failed a last ditch effort to free the stuck-in-the-sand Suez Canal container ship was finally successful after the Canal Authority brought in a giant dozer operated by a specially trained driver. The dozer and it’s driver are shown hard at work below Don Matthews1 April 2021
Shaun
Shaun had just got shearedOf his woollen shanksWhen Shaun got up the shearer saidWhat do you say Shaun? “Thanks” Can’t find shanks in dictionary?…. It’s in mine…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Thump Thump
My thanks to the Yorkshire duo for use of phrase ‘Thump Thump’ and daffodil inspire. I could not have done it without their help. Thankyou Today I’m in the cafeBecause it’s rather hotMy heart is beating thump thump(Coz I’m alive, dead not) Daffodil on tableLooking back at meSays Don are you likingDrinking your coffee? IContinue reading “Thump Thump”
Ship Happens
A monster’s gone blocked up the SuezA monster’s created real hellDiagonally blocked both directionsShip happens which monsters do well Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Just Divine
We are a pair of gay boysEnjoy a sip of wineSoup we’re having for our tea(Our cat thinks we’re divine)…. Aren’t our boots divine?…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Marketing Plan
A plumber (who’s local’s) gone brokeIgnored basic tenet this manHe didn’t include any fridge magnetsNo magnets in his marketing plan Don MatthewsMarch 2021
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Democracy is rotting from the inside: deformed by weak institutions, tribalism, the tyranny of the rich and an elite who dominate positions of power, racism, sexism, and crippling inequality. The growing gap between rich and poor is a cancer that is eating democracy.
Life’s Getting Way Out of Hand
Life’s getting way far too complicatedLife’s getting way out of handI just want things back plain and simpleLife’s getting way out of hand Take shopping at the local supermarketChoice between zillions of brandsAll I want’s one brand of coffeeLife’s getting way out of hand I’m told I keep needing to upgradeUpgrade and keep up withContinue reading “Life’s Getting Way Out of Hand”
More About Me
I am a happy rhymerWork in silly genreI have a lotta followersWho say go Don good onya I am a rhymer, happyWork in genre sillyFollow me a lotta doWilly nilly Billy Your name’s Donny…. Issit?…. Don MatthewsMarch 21021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 