Every Monday Skip, Priscilla, Lizzy and Ralph would look forward to going on their weekly adventure to the EIF Holiday Camp. Then suddenly, out of the blue, with no warning it shut. Bang….. Poor things, they were devastated. Why, they asked me? We were having such a good time, and the owners really liked us.Continue reading “Skip, Priscilla, Lizzy and Ralph Watch Holiday Pics of EIF Holiday Camp T#21”
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Australian Navy Launches Ship To Twerking Dance Troupe
The mighty navy shipWas launched with great to-doDancing girls in booty shortsAnd fishnet crop tops too Top brass in attendance No military band they asked?We just get something slip-slopHow very inappropriateThis twerking, dancing, hip-hop There was one lone voice of approvalPolitician Mark Latham ” this is the stuff sailors dream of” The girls received abuseContinue reading “Australian Navy Launches Ship To Twerking Dance Troupe”
Gawdy Lordy
Where’s your silly?Scared to showGawdy lordyHere we go….. What will others think of me?…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
My Little Ode To Depression
I’m gonna write a depressPressing verse for youFull of dread and sorrowNo teeter ha ha hoo What you laughing for?….I haven’t started yet….. I feel depression weighingDown on me is itDepression with a big cap DJeez I feel like shit You’re in a bad way…. Thanks…. Don MatthewsNow no longer depressedApril 2021
Funeral Bungle
True story Two men died the same dayIn coffins (same) were laidPlaques with names were then attachedAt services they all prayed A Sydney funeral director has apologised after a shocking burial mixup.Plaques were placed on the wrong coffin. When the funeral service finished the lid was lifted for viewing….. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Warning To All Cappuccino Drinkers
Coffee please give me inspiration“Gaze in me, don’t blink” it did quothI did as directed, got hypnotizedFell forward, ended up in the froth Shit!…. Don’t listen when your coffee talks to you like thisCan only lead to trouble……. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Same Old Same Old
I’m tired of reading same oldSame old same old stuff‘Bout birds and bees and butterfliesI’ve really had enough Give me something differentGive me something newHello? rain’s now falling upI kid you not, ’tis true Give me something differentImagination stretchShow me you can do itSomething different, fetch Hey?…. the clocks are also going backwards Don MatthewsAprilContinue reading “Same Old Same Old”
Skip, Priscilla, Lizzy and Ralph Look At Pics Of Their EIF Holiday Camp Adventure T#22 (+ 3 poems not seen on FCS)
Every Monday Skip, Priscilla, Lizzy and Ralph used to look forward to their adventure at the EIF Holiday Camp. That is, until it suddenly shut down, without any warning. Understandably they are distressed and quite puzzled as to what is going on. I said maybe no longer viable?… overheads too great perhaps?…or it needed toContinue reading “Skip, Priscilla, Lizzy and Ralph Look At Pics Of Their EIF Holiday Camp Adventure T#22 (+ 3 poems not seen on FCS)”
Parody Oh Parody
Parody oh parodyWhat have you done to me?The WordPress Board of Ethics areChasing after me You’ve parodied our daffodilsSuch pretty little flowersThat shoot each year in springtimeHelped up by rainy showers What the Ethics Board are up in arms about Don MatthewsApril 2021
Answering Machine Message
“I am not available right nowbut thankyou for caring enough to callI am making some changes in my lifePlease leave a message after the beepIf I do not return your call you are one of the changes”