I bought myself a hair combIt’s very very niceHandy and adjustable(It also combs out lice)…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
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Coffee at the Cafe
We’ve just sat down to coffeeWhat a lovely viewOverlooking freewayCoffee, me and you…. Shit…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
I’m Throwing a Party for Reaching 666 Followers
I’m throwing me a partyFor reaching 6-6-6My followers all read my postsSome even read times six Thankyou to all my followersIt means a lot to me…… You’ve only got 10…… What?…… I had myself a partyOnly 10 turned upRest sent their apologiesOtherwise engaged…. Moral – don’t believe number of so-called ‘followers’. Means nothing…… Don MatthewsJanuaryContinue reading “I’m Throwing a Party for Reaching 666 Followers”
Mummy and Daddy are Training Me (I’m no 3)
This is how you do itCarefully, my sonTiptoe through the tulipsYour turn now my son… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Stan Finishes Day at the Carwash
Just finished, yep, my days workCar’s looking bit like shitWill just drop into carwashAnd wash the shit off it…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Greeny’ (Peter Green) Vladan Zivancevic
Peter Allen Greenbaum (29 October 1946 – 25 July 2020), known professionally as Peter Green, was an English blues rock singer-songwriter and guitarist. As the founder of Fleetwood Mac, he was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1998. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Pussy
Yes I’ve tasted PussyAnd yes it’s very yumI recommend it to youWhy don’t you go try some…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Uncle Stan Stands in for Uncle Fan at the Fair
Up you go there kiddiesUp, then round and roundI’ll be waiting here for youHere when you come down…. Where’s Uncle Fan?…… He’s in bed with a bad cold……Poor Uncle Fan. Get better quick Uncle Fan……Uncle Fan’s more gentle…… Sorry, Uncle Stan’s the best we could do…… Isn’t it nice the kiddies are thinking of youContinue reading “Uncle Stan Stands in for Uncle Fan at the Fair”
I’ve Reached 666 Followers. Yay!
Don’t need congratulationsNor ringing bell ding dingI’ve reached 6-6-6 followersWhich doesn’t mean a thing What matters is the comments andLikes which I do getAnd not 6-6-6 followersOf which I’ve never met There is no correlation‘Tween followers and likesIt’s just a feel-good ploy usedAnd doesn’t mean a thing Go home….. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
My Rhyme Beats to the Rhythm
My rhyme beats to the rhythmThe rhythm of my heartIf it wasn’t regularI would fall apart Clunk…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022