Had a lot of troubleSuitcase getting tookFigured out solutionNo longer getting took…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
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Stretching the Legs
Don’t like being crampedOn the aeroplaneHave to stretch my legs beforeOn plane I get again…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Flight of the Saudi Prince
I am a Saudi princeMy passengers all fittedWhy was I ‘llowed to take them?Because they all were sitted…. The particular airline allows falcons to be carriedas ‘passengers’ provided a valid passport is held.Normally 10 falcons are allowed.The prince flashed his royal badge and permission given for 80Falconry is a popular sport Don MatthewsFebruary 2022 TheContinue reading “Flight of the Saudi Prince”
Mirror Company Boss Speaks Highly of Team Members
We are so proud of Stan hereHe knows just what to doMirrors are his specialty(Trainee Perc helps too)…. Perc is coming along nicely under Stan’s mentorship…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Calculator
I bought this calculatorMy number skills to honeThen suddenly it asked meDid I want a phone?…. Golly gosh…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan Builds More Stairs with a Difference
The customer they asked meAsked me if I couldBuild some stairs bit differentUsing local wood Sure I said….. Oh Stan we love them. So different…… Unfortunately the customer broke their leg on first test run…… Stan promised to return and level them a bit. “Safety is my motto” he says…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
So Tired
Mummy we have hadLayovers, ten so farI’m getting weary and so tiredWhen will we reach Grandma?…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Today is a palindrome date 22/2/22 Celebrated round the world as Twosday
Would the Honourable Member….
Why do we call politicians that we have got“Honourable” leader, or member,when many of them are just not? DM Would the Honourable member please wake up…..
Stan Applies His Mathematical Genius
Just started making rulersDividing up the scaleMath-matical precisionI’m good at, never fail…. Mummy, I measured with my new rulerand my teacher says I don’t know what I’m talking about?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 