We of the invisible zip companyDo zips you can’t see tucked insideInvisibly in all sorts of colours(They also go up/down in guide)…. ‘Invisible Blue’ is a favourite. Other invisible colours also available…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
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Brains to Practice On by Don Matthews
Originally posted on Chewers by Masticadores:
Adelaide has made a world breakthrough In printing the first 3D brain Before surgeons do operations On patients, their replicas can train Scans they are taken of real brains Ones that have tumours within Computer then 3D’s a model For surgeons to scalpel within If something goes wrong in…
Stan Tries His Hand at Photoshopping
Just tried my hand at photoShopping for this girlI’ve made her nice and balanced I hope she’s happy…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan. Tight Tap Specialist
I specialize in puttingTaps in awkward placesMake them easy to accessIn all the tightest spaces…. Call Stan the tight tap specialist…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Disabled Toilet
We need to decorate theDisabled toilet stallBrighten up the usersDecorate the wall…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Third Floor
We are an arts companyOn the third floorJust down the corridorLeft, the third door…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Ho Insurance
This asset is quite valuableI must protect it soHave taken out insuranceOrganized, all go…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Shoes
I saw them in the shoe shopPaid a heap of cashGot them home, discoveredWith all my clothes they clash…. Bother…….but I do love them Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Allen Key
Went and bought an AllenKey (needed for bike)Found just what I wantedFitted slot just right…. Needed for ebikes too Fan. Enquire at nearest Allen Key shop …… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Eels
We bought some eels for dinnerThrew them on the wokSurprised at their reaction Left us both in shock…. Did we do something wrong dear?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 