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Me, Feathers and Shelf

I can ruffle feathersStand up for myselfIf you think I’ve gone too farPush me back on shelf DM Nov 2022

Christmas Tree

Last year we had some trouble withThe cat and Christmas treeWe think we’ve solved the problemThis year (scroll down and see) Don Matthews November 2022

Not Impressed

You might think it’s funny I’m not impressedEnjoy what is leftI’m leaving, I’m pissed Can’t she take a joke?…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022

My Owner Set Me Up

I have no driver’s licenseMy owner set me upNote my concentrationTell me when to stop… …owner Don MatthewsNovember 2022

My Playground’s Been Sanitized

We used to have excitingRides in our playgroundNo longer do we have themInsurance shut them down They used to be quite a challenge…… Everything’s been sanitized…… Boring…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022

No?

I write for my amusementI write to have some funLife is for enjoymentWhen all is said and done No?…… DM Nov 2022

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Offered handFor research testPlaced it careful–Ly at rest Bandaid on index? …… Not careful placement in prior trial…… Don MatthewsNovember2022

Stan Does a Toilet Job

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him The lady of the householdIn need she was of looAsked for two for one jobI said yes ma’m can do Both sat together when finished for trial (he on left she on right)…… They were very happy…… Gave discountContinue reading “Stan Does a Toilet Job”

Pat Tiger Mummy?

I wanna pat the tigerMummy (like our cat)Give it nice big cuddleAlso lots of pat

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