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Privacy Invasion

(True story) A man in a marriage relationshipWas having an affair on the sideEmailing the lady on his IphoneTaking his wife for a ride By accident one day he forgot itHis wife accessed phone (made a raid)Her husband was furious, giving reasonHis privacy she dared to invade Don Matthews April 2019

I Love You Daddy

I love you daddy(Mummy too)And you keep meSafe you do Shit son, you OK?…… Forgot to fasten safety lock. Sorry…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022

Stan. Signwriter

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him The bowling club contacted meWanted advert signNo probs I said (done plenty times)I did (they said, Stan fine) Great work Stan. Should bring in lots of new members…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022

We in Orstralia

We in OrstraliaBreed ’em shit bigHome again home againJiggedy jig Don MatthewsNovember 2022

Stan. Cruise Ship Captain

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Passed my theoryLesson (yep)Now can drive Beaut cruise ship Don MatthewsNovember 2022

Defending One’s Territory

This land is my landIt is not your landSo my advice isStay off Don MatthewsNovember 2022

Little Mobile

I am a little mobileIn pocket I do fitCozy warm and comfortableReceiving calls /transmit Don MatthewsNovember 2022

Off to fight the Enemy

Off to fight the enemyCamouflaged in yellowWatch out (boom boom) here I come(Ration pack of Jello) Don MatthewsNovember 2022

Poet Don Reporting on Joel Strasser’s Record for All Beard Lovers

FCS reporter Poet Don reports on all things of interest and no interestHe writes report with quill and inkHe is old-school Joel from the US state of WashingtonSet a record which all thought was weirdHe borrowed his mum’s favourite peg boxHung 3 -5 -9 pegs on his beard Weird…….. And pointless…… Yeah…… Nov 2020 DonContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on Joel Strasser’s Record for All Beard Lovers”

Dark Web Why Are You Allowed to Continue?

The Dark Web hides in darknessCriminals clap handsUse it for their misdeedsAll well underhand Yet Unable to be shut downBy all authoritiesWhy I ask unable toStop this web faeces? Large police force we do haveNetwork vast of spiesSecurity networks (those also)Can’t be shut down? Why? Dark Web you’re a monsterA drugs and weapons webBut no-oneContinue reading “Dark Web Why Are You Allowed to Continue?”