Androids dreamDream of DickThis here rhymeIs pretty thick Don MatthewsDecember 2022
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Gap in Market
We saw a gap in marketOne to do with scentsProduced this range of productsFor ladies and for gents Don MatthewsDecember 2022
I Try
I’ve watched my mummy do thisShe does it with no tryI just can’t seem to get thereNo matter how I try Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Bali Frolics
Bali says I can’t no moreHave sex with anyoneI’ll get a wed certificateBlack market, sorted, done The cops would have to witness meGoing in and outSimple answer sorted (yep)Certificate whip out You’re OK sir Carry on…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Hello Dere
Hello dereDis is meHat on headDat is tree Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Oh Shit
Turning left around the cornerSuddenly he’s thereOut of con-trol adds to road tollScroll down for a scare Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The’I’m Going Home ‘ Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc These singers did love flowersAll shades of red and blueAnxious to go home they wereAnd watch to see them grew Production Notes An outside photoshoot Hair by Stans Hairdressing to the Stars Clothes Studio wardrobe. We thought pink becoming Post Production NotesContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The’I’m Going Home ‘ Job”
Fishnet Dicking Screen
I got a clever dick I haveWatch me through the screen(Giving it a fishnet look)Fishnet dicking screen Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Makes You Wonder (yep)
Fully vaccinated300 covid casesMakes you wonder don’t itMakes you wonder (yep) 3,000 people on boardAll certificatedMakes you wonder don’t it?Makes you wonder (yep) Covid-riddled cruise shipDocked at Sydney CoveMakes you wonder don’t itMakes you wonder (yep) Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Dull and Far Less Classy
Critic of the DuchessPiers Morgan had to sayNothing nice about herNothing nice to say Dull and far less classyThan KardashiansMeghan you’re a ruthless socialClimber you are, and…. Obnoxious, hypocriticalSelf-serving and much moreHarry (Mr Empathy)Not met father-in-law The show is packed with spuriousHypocrisy and moreTypical of what’s becomeThe Sussex signature Entitled, rich, narcisticEveryone is wrongVictims biggestContinue reading “Dull and Far Less Classy”
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 