Uncategorized – Page 107 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Baseball

I’m learning how to baseballSlowly getting betterKeeping eye on ball I’m toldMakes me a better hitter Scroll down… Shit, you OK son?…… DM

We built our houseAround a treeScroll down now andHave looksee DM

Over the wallIs simply doneWhen you co-ordinateWith more than one Scroll down… DM

Strolling down the catwalkCoat that we know willTake off (yep) in winterLook cool against the chill Scroll down… DM

The water once was crystalSwimmers everywhereAbandoned and neglectedNo-one seems to care Scroll down… DM

Where are the socksThe socks that you took?Don’t sit there all silentAll silent and look Scroll down… DM

Mummy can you buy meBuy me Barbie dollSo I can practice shavingPlease mummy? Scroll down… DM

I’ve put the weights and measuresUp another notchMy trainer says this helps toDevelop up my crotch Scroll down… DM

My wife is into JesusWith his flowing hairWent buying in a Jesus shopAnd came home with a chair Scroll down… DM

I’m cleaning up the venueIn readiness for TrumpAlso cleaning podiumOn which he will speak, Trump Scroll down… DM