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Telephone

They said their phone’s not workingThey said their wire was blackThey asked if we could fix itIt’s that one at the back Scroll down… We gotta bit of problemWe said you’re out of luckWe couldn’t find the back oneSaid shit and wtf? DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 26, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, telephoneLeave a comment on Telephone

Victoriana Gym

VictorianaIn the gymEarly days of Modern gym Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 26, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:gym, poetry, rhyme, victorianaLeave a comment on Victoriana Gym

Miffy

Hello? my name’s MiffyHow are you today?I am having lovely time Doh-si-doh-si-day Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 26, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:cat, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Miffy

Camping

We enjoy our campingCamping with our carRelaxing in the countrysidePeering wide and far Scroll down…

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 25, 2023Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on Camping

Dog

I have myself a little dogObeys me all the timeWaits for me so patientlyHere endeth my rhyme Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 25, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:dog, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Dog

Victoriana Christmas

Working out VictoriansIs indeed quite hardFor example Christmas timeAnd their Christmas card Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 25, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:christmas, poetry, rhyme, victorianaLeave a comment on Victoriana Christmas

Stan. Toilet Installer

Stan is a man of many talents.We at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Space was at a minimumCustomer was poorPlumbed it (yep) accordinglyInstalled it in the doorScroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 24, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, toiletLeave a comment on Stan. Toilet Installer

Choo Choo

Choo choo I’m a choo choTrain on railway trackPulling right behind me I’ve a Carriage on my backScroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 24, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:child, humour, poetry, rhyme, toddler, trainLeave a comment on Choo Choo

Victoriana Christmas

Working out VictoriansIs indeed quite hardFor example Christmas timeAnd their Christmas card Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 24, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:christmas, poetry, rhyme, victoriana3 Comments on Victoriana Christmas

Pole

They tied me to a poleWhile they went to shopTold me (yep) to sit stop/stayTold me to stay/stop Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 23, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:cow, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Pole

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