Uncategorized – Page 105 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Miffy

Hello? my name’s MiffyHow are you today?I am having lovely timeDoh-si-doh-si-day Scroll down… DM

We’re tending to the brickworkFixing up a holeSafety is our mottoSafety is our goal Scroll down… DM

I don’t know how it happenedMy tongue it seems is stuckOne minute lick the next one lickThen lick then wtf? Scroll down… DM

I’ve gotta bag of rubbishTo throw up in the skipReady steady one two threeThrow up from the hip Scroll down… DM

We are kitchen makersOf granite tops with sheenAdvertising all our waresOn your computer screenScroll down… DM

I love it in the playgroundPlaying happilyPlaying with my happy friendsScroll down have looksee Shit, you OK sweetie?…… DM

I bought myself a motorI am a fussy buyerSleek and black and vintageComplete with white-wall tyre Scroll down… DM

I like to take my pet outFor a daily strollImportant for its mental healthDon’t laugh lol Scroll down… DM

I am a careful driverAlways eyes on roadNo distractions anywhereEyes always on the road Scroll down… DM

I used to be a libraryMany books did fillAbandoned and neglectedBroken, empty, still Scroll down… DM