Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry

Poet Don Reporting on Joel Strasser’s Record for All Beard Lovers

FCS reporter Poet Don reports on all things of interest and no interestHe writes report with quill and inkHe is old-school Joel from the US state of WashingtonSet a record which all thought was weirdHe borrowed his mum’s favourite peg boxHung 3 -5 -9 pegs on his beard Weird…….. And pointless…… Yeah…… Nov 2020 DonContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on Joel Strasser’s Record for All Beard Lovers”

Dark Web Why Are You Allowed to Continue?

The Dark Web hides in darknessCriminals clap handsUse it for their misdeedsAll well underhand Yet Unable to be shut downBy all authoritiesWhy I ask unable toStop this web faeces? Large police force we do haveNetwork vast of spiesSecurity networks (those also)Can’t be shut down? Why? Dark Web you’re a monsterA drugs and weapons webBut no-oneContinue reading “Dark Web Why Are You Allowed to Continue?”

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (all about your palmaris longus)

(Billy) Hey Uncle Fan, my palalongus popped out. I can still climb trees…… Mine didn’t son, must be reading the instructions wrong…….. Let me show you dad…… Shit son. That’s a monster…… (Sorry Fan. Family -friendly site)…… There is never a timeto stop learning new things