Solar Fashion

A solar shirt’s just been invented The prototype’s all in black tones Flexible solar strips decorate it When attached it will charge mobile phones Workwear with wearable technology With lighting and heating inbuilt Will be on the market in 5 years Manufacturing then will be in full tilt Dutch fashion designer and researcherDr Pauline vanContinue reading “Solar Fashion”

Drunk Fairy Grounded

This chap he took a Ryanair Flight to Krakow, Poland There would’ve been no problem Except he’s on a roll, and… Fired up on the good stuff Fired up rather well He caused disturbance and surprise When dressed as Tinkerbell The police arrived to escort Green-dress-and-fairy-wings Off the plane (not ‘llowed to fly) Hey ring-a-ding-a-dingContinue reading “Drunk Fairy Grounded”

The Well-Educated and Rounded Nanotechnologist

I’ve just gradyooated from The Yooniversity Proudly hold degree in hand Nanotecknology They tort me nano this and that And finger-count to three I’m now a round, well-educated Educated mee 1260 + 2740 = ? Dunno? Not nuff fingas….. Don MatthewsJune 2020 We seem to be missing out on teaching university students how to spellContinue reading “The Well-Educated and Rounded Nanotechnologist”

Don’t Tell Us How to Run a Democracy

Your system elects a foolish person as President A response to covid amongst the worst in the world You support the gun lobbydespite massacres, saying sorry, and praying for the victims and families You police are brutal Appalling race relations quickly escalating from nationwide protests to rioting then looting When are we going to stopContinue reading “Don’t Tell Us How to Run a Democracy”