Originally posted on Chewers by Masticadores:
Image Source: Snappa I tend to be a crowder Crowding people’s ears My mind’s too overactive Oh dear oh dear oh dear Mind, don’t be a crowder Don’t wear your welcome out Slow down your thoughts, restrict, withhold Still need my friends about OK, create, but know your place…
Monthly Archives: September 2021
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Two can live as cheaply as one –if one of them doesn’t eat
Won’t Take Very Long
Hold me while I finish guysWon’t take very longDon’t worry with the safety gearWon’t take very long…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Lowes Employs Stan as Safety Officer
Lowes have just employed me toTrolleys, right place storeFollow signs they have installedMake sure not ignored This is my first day. I’m excited….. Sad to say Stan only lasted a day……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Game Park
We’ve come to see the animalsUpfront, close, real nearIn their natural habitatDoors all locked, secure…. I thought you locked the doors dear?…… She just wants to say hello……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
The Polish Woman
This photo should be publishedTaken in Po-landA woman fighting for her rightsPowerful image yes?…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Coming to You’ Loggins and Messina (1973)
Loggins and Messina is an American rock–pop duo consisting of Kenny Loggins and Jim Messina, who achieved their success in the early to mid-1970s Lyrics below I met myself a woman down in MemphisShe sat down and talked to meWhen I asked her to replyShe looked in my eye and I said“Woman, I know what you needYou need a manOne who’s longContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Coming to You’ Loggins and Messina (1973)”
My Lovely Fairy
My dearest I do love youFairy though you beIn this glistening glade we kissKisseth you and me…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
What the Heck Is This?
Some would say gosh what the heckWhat the heck is this?Tap and basin and urinalWaiting for a piss?…. I think the idea makes senseHave a piss, wash your handsWater flushes urinal Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan the Brickie Cum Toilet Installer
Stan put in the brick wall(He’s always there on call)So impressed we called him backTo toilet-match the wall….. We seem to have a leak somewhere Stan?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 