Crowder by Don Matthews

I tend to be a crowder

Crowding people’s ears

My mind’s too overactive

Oh dear oh dear oh dear

Mind, don’t be a crowder

Don’t wear your welcome out

Slow down your thoughts, restrict, withhold

Still need my friends about

OK, create, but know your place

Can’t always centre stage

There’s other players in this game

Who also need a wage

But we, your faithful neurons

Prolifically, we think!

Which I in true-like fashion

Prolifically then ink!

Just try and slow your horses

Rein them in a tat

And let me organize myself

And figure where I’m at

OK Don….

Keeping up with a racing mind is a problem.  While the mind creates 100%, the body has only time to process 50%.  Aaargh I’m doomed…

-DON MATTHEWS

Don is an Australian writer who focuses on humour. He runs the ‘Flippant, Comic, and Serious’ website.

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