I write for me and no-one else I write for me alone Then why do I keep checking ‘likes’ And wonder if they’ve grown? Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Monthly Archives: August 2020
Roy’s Leg
Girls if you’re missing a man in your life Someone to share scrambled egg Don’t fret you can buy one on Amazon A piece of one, yes, it’s a leg Designed as an adult collectable The leg (labelled) is not a toy As bonus you get the foot thrown in I’m told it’s from someoneContinue reading “Roy’s Leg”
Nude Protester Anagram
NUDE PROTESTER anagram Is TENDER POSTURE see? Interesting rearrangement Anagram it be Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Poet Don puts a Question to his Flock
What do you think is the difference between (Your minds you will need to unblock) A jeweller, and also a jailer? Think hard my dear great little flock (mumble….mumble….think….think….) We don’t know Poet Don…. One watches cells and the other sells watches…. (blank looks all round….) (What am I doing wrong?….) Poet Don has aContinue reading “Poet Don puts a Question to his Flock”
KFC’s New Artificial Nuggets. Yum
Just eaten with my mummy (And with my daddy too) KFC’s new artificial Nuggets (spices too) Asked mummy if this artificial Meat was free-range grown? As well as all the herbs and spices Green and yellow brown (She said she’d ask Colonel Sanders…) I am a little worried Will come to Hungry Jacks Artificial meatContinue reading “KFC’s New Artificial Nuggets. Yum”
Poet Don on a Little-Known Frog Fact
To grow, little froggies must catch/eat Insects living in Froggie Hollow On spying a treat they leap forward, chomp/eat Then close their eyes as it they swallow You’re a mine of information…. Thankyou… Poet Don has travelled the world looking into the eyes of frogs (as they swallow). He is a valuable asset to theContinue reading “Poet Don on a Little-Known Frog Fact”
Cyberdiapers by Tesla
Elon’s making cyberdiapers Elon ‘Spaceman’ Musk Tech researching, (heavy stuff) It’s been a daunting task It has these built-in autolights A feature autocrawl No longer will your baby need Exert themselves and haul It has a beaut translator To help you when you dabble Speaking with your little one For meaningful-like babble What would aContinue reading “Cyberdiapers by Tesla”
Poet Don Teaches the Class Llama Talk
I am a little llama I have a hungry tum To let my mummy know I do I give a little hum Llamas talk to each other by humming kiddies …. Ooooh…. (Humming all round…) Now a message for your parents…. Listen up mummy… You may think I am simple You may think I amContinue reading “Poet Don Teaches the Class Llama Talk”
Tracking the Uber Driver
Dialed up for a Uber Drive to CBD Tracked it on the tracker Why is it at sea? Slight technical problem? Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Practising My Political Delivery
I am a politician Tried dazzling with my brilliance It didn’t work so now I’m trying Baffling with my bullshit Don MatthewsJuly 2020