Cyberdiapers by Tesla

Elon’s making cyberdiapers

Elon ‘Spaceman’ Musk

Tech researching, (heavy stuff)

It’s been a daunting task

It has these built-in autolights

A feature autocrawl

No longer will your baby need

Exert themselves and haul

It has a beaut translator

To help you when you dabble

Speaking with your little one

For meaningful-like babble

What would a cyberdiaper be

Without this giant leap

An auto-put-your-baby-to

Him or her to sleep

Pre-order link appears below

Go get your Tesla diaper

No more wiping baby bots

No wiping hims or hers


Don Matthews
July 2020

Published by donmatthewspoetry

I just like playing round with words. And having fun

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