Elon’s making cyberdiapers
Elon ‘Spaceman’ Musk
Tech researching, (heavy stuff)
It’s been a daunting task
It has these built-in autolights
A feature autocrawl
No longer will your baby need
Exert themselves and haul
It has a beaut translator
To help you when you dabble
Speaking with your little one
For meaningful-like babble
What would a cyberdiaper be
Without this giant leap
An auto-put-your-baby-to
Him or her to sleep
Pre-order link appears below
Go get your Tesla diaper
No more wiping baby bots
No wiping hims or hers
http://www.elonattesla.rushmecyberdiaperquick
Don Matthews
July 2020
The Flippant, Comic, and Serious 