KFC’s New Artificial Nuggets. Yum

Just eaten with my mummy

(And with my daddy too)

KFC’s new artificial

Nuggets (spices too)

Asked mummy if this artificial

Meat was free-range grown?

As well as all the herbs and spices

Green and yellow brown

(She said she’d ask Colonel Sanders…)

I am a little worried

Will come to Hungry Jacks

Artificial meat and spices

(Also Donalds Mac)

Don Matthews
July 2020

Published by donmatthewspoetry

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Lauren M. Hancock says:

August 5, 2020 at 5:38 pm

Haha, yes, I love that Hungry Jacks has made a Big Jack, an almost-identical imitation of Big Mac. I smell a lawsuit…

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1. donmatthewspoetry says:
  
  August 5, 2020 at 7:16 pm
  
  They say we pinched idea from Big Mac
  Jack off cos our burger’s flame-grilled
  It’s nuffing like your plain old burgers
  Our flame-grilled Big Jack’s fulla thrill
  
  And tasty too…..
  
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