Just eaten with my mummy
(And with my daddy too)
KFC’s new artificial
Nuggets (spices too)
Asked mummy if this artificial
Meat was free-range grown?
As well as all the herbs and spices
Green and yellow brown
(She said she’d ask Colonel Sanders…)
I am a little worried
Will come to Hungry Jacks
Artificial meat and spices
(Also Donalds Mac)
Don Matthews
July 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 
Haha, yes, I love that Hungry Jacks has made a Big Jack, an almost-identical imitation of Big Mac. I smell a lawsuit…
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They say we pinched idea from Big Mac
Jack off cos our burger’s flame-grilled
It’s nuffing like your plain old burgers
Our flame-grilled Big Jack’s fulla thrill
And tasty too…..
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