Girls if you’re missing a man in your life
Someone to share scrambled egg
Don’t fret you can buy one on Amazon
A piece of one, yes, it’s a leg
Designed as an adult collectable
The leg (labelled) is not a toy
As bonus you get the foot thrown in
I’m told it’s from someone called Roy
So girls if you’re wanting to cuddle
And take to bed this part of Roy
The makers have labelled a warning
That Roy’s leg it is not a toy
How much does Roy’s leg cost?….
Maybe I can hire it….
Worth a try….