Roy’s Leg

Girls if you’re missing a man in your life

Someone to share scrambled egg

Don’t fret you can buy one on Amazon

A piece of one, yes, it’s a leg


Designed as an adult collectable

The leg (labelled) is not a toy

As bonus you get the foot thrown in

I’m told it’s from someone called Roy


How nice…


So girls if you’re wanting to cuddle

And take to bed this part of Roy

The makers have labelled a warning

That Roy’s leg it is not a toy


How much does Roy’s leg cost?….

Dunno….

Maybe I can hire it….

Worth a try….


Don Matthews
July 2020


Published by donmatthewspoetry

I just like playing around with words. And having fun

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