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Neighbourly Help
It’s nice to have a neighbourWhen things you need run outI’ve just phoned downstairs MichaelMate can you help me out?…. Says he’s sending it up straightaway………. A nice neighbour is Michael…….. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Ethel You Around?
Shit it’s done a rolloutEthel you around?I’m stuck in here, can’t do itIt’s rolled out , got unwound…. You got a problem dear?……. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Primate Behaviour
Vaccinate can waitMy derriere cannotNeed to rush and buy more rollsToilet rolls for bot Primate behaviour at it’s best…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
I have been told there is no need to panic buy toilet paper.There is enough for every botty
Choice of Three
I normally just get oneBut here a choice of threeWill now come here more oftenAnd sample each of three…. Today I chose the extra fluffy one…. I can recommend it for your next visit…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Toilet Paper
I asked my toilet builderTo come up with a planTo have the toilet paperCloser to my hand…. This is not Stan’s work. He is not that clever….. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Priscilla’s Found a New Game
I’ve found myself a new gameI like it, kinda funI’m sure my owner won’t mind…….. ….using it from the floor Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Toilet Paper Increases
FCS focuses on promoting humour, offbeat poetryand exploring things different Toilet paper went upWhile kitty litter dropped $23 -$16 If only I could work out a way to use it? Don MatthewsOctober 2020
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