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Stan Demonstrates His Front-End Loader Skills

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him I am a front-end loaderNot dumb I know my stuffPerfecting what no others can(Yep yep) I know my stuff Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 6, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:front-end loader, humour, poetry, rhyme, skill, stan2 Comments on Stan Demonstrates His Front-End Loader Skills

Stan in Charge of Drilling Operations

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Think I gotta problemUsing this here drillShoulda done my homeworkFeeling like a dill Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 6, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:drilling, humour, poetry, rhyme, stan2 Comments on Stan in Charge of Drilling Operations

Stan Solves a Difficult Problem

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him The clients had nowhereTo look at their petsI shopped around came up withThe ticket, all wet We love it Stan…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 27, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:fish, humour, poetry, rhyme, stan, toilet2 Comments on Stan Solves a Difficult Problem

Stan Installs a Wiper

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Just installed a wiperHad it serviced, checkedWorks just like it should doShould do, serviced, checked Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 26, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, humour, installation, poetry, rhyme, stan, wiper5 Comments on Stan Installs a Wiper

Stan. Bike Sign Planter

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him I have this bike signAnd have a great spotI have lots of knowledgeSign planting I got Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 19, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:bike, humour, poetry, rhyme, river, sign, stan4 Comments on Stan. Bike Sign Planter

Stan Tops Class in Spatial Management

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him I went to universityLearnt how to not waste spaceExample here of projectGot top marks spatial taste Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 15, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, stan, truck1 Comment on Stan Tops Class in Spatial Management

No Comment

Courtesy Stan’s Photographic Service I took the photo asked forHave nothing more to sayTook the money owed to meSaid bye and have a nice day Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 14, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, photography, poetry, rhyme, stan2 Comments on No Comment

Stan is not always a Dill

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Stan is notAlways dillHere he showsHidden skill Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 14, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, skills, stan, warehouse2 Comments on Stan is not always a Dill

Stan and Perce do a Ladder Job

Stan (and apprentice Perc) is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him We brought along our ladders(We’re hot on safety too)Job required two laddersOf which we did bring too Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 12, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:bridge, humour, ladder, poetry, rhyme, stan2 Comments on Stan and Perce do a Ladder Job

Fashion Dick

Courtesy Stan’s Photographic Service Do you like my fashion?I’m a private dick (bang bang)Stan said he could tone downTone down size of dick Thankyou Stan. It is embarrassingly large…… Welcome…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 6, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:fashion, humour, nonsense, poetry, rhyme, stan1 Comment on Fashion Dick

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