stan – Page 16 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Stan the Party Man

Had a pile of rubber glovesDid not know what to doStan the Party Man’s got planChoogaloogaloo…. We love it Stan……… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Stan Builds a Shimmering Kitchen

I specialize in kitchensOf a different kindHere’s a sample of my work(On the bench I signed…) Stan was here…… Not professional boss?….. You can’t see it. It’s under the cake. Boss said don’t let the owners see.Sorted…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Stan Solves an Attic Problem

We have an upstairs attic butNo room to put in stairsStan came up with bright ideaHow to get up there…. We would never have thought of this Stan. Thankyou…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Stan Labels the Sugar

I did a lot of researchTo what this really wasWrote it on the labelWrote it just becos…. Best I could do. Sorry…. Buy only the best, buy NATURAL ……… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Stan Organizes a Clearance Sale

It’s time to have our clearance saleMake way for latest stockThis should do the trick bossBuyers gonna flock….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Stan Designs a Toilet Paper Holder

Toilet Stan’s an expertIt’s why this man we rangDesign for us a holder StanTo toilet paper hang…. We love it Stan. Does he bite?…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Stan Installs Another Toilet

We asked the best installerOf toilets that we knowTo put one in our bathroomWhich flushed real nice and low…. He did. And we are really happy with it Thankyou Stan…….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Stan Delivers a Mercedes

I’ve got this new Mercedes(Delivering to a shop)They said I gotta make sureIt’s top is on the top…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Stan Tries His Hand at Truck Driving

I’m so excite just getting licenseLets me drive big trucksHere comes a bridge, just done me mathsShit Stan WTF…. We have been informed that Stan’s bosshas taken him off truck driving duties for the time being Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Stan the Traffic Controller

I’m trained in traffic ‘trollingWhere to, and not to driveI know which way is up and down(My knock-off time is five)…. Boss? I can’t find my boot?……. Don MatthewsAugust 2021 (Latest reports say he is still unable to locate his boot)