I put my safety helmet onTook up my torch to brazeThe job success, the metal joinedDespite it looked a haze…. You had the helmet on back to front. Idiot…… Sorry boss…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
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Stan the Security Guard
Just taken on the jobTo check securityAny faults I find, correctHello? What’s this I see?…. Sorted…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan’s Delivery to the Door Service
People like my serviceIt’s so convenientParcels dropped right by their doorWhere all my parcels sent…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan Moves House
I’m shifting house from A to BMy shift it needs to goI’m gonna do it by myselfAnd save myself some dough….. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan Struggles with a Toilet Build
My neighbour said get Stan, DorisHe put our toilet inI plied him lots of bikkies/teaAnd stacks of tonic/gin…. Shit that was a hard one boss…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021 Me- note the platform you have to fold down to use it. Jeez, you wouldn’t want to be in a hurry. Or drunk. Doris says she’s veryContinue reading “Stan Struggles with a Toilet Build”
Stan’s Breakthrough Invention
Invented something usefulTo make games really hardAm very proud of my new doubleSided playing cards Good onya Stan…… Thankyou…… I got lotsa orders…….. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan Designs the Bike Track
Went to universityDegree’d in lanes for bikesNow applying knowledge toLanes which bikers like…. Safety and comfort is my motto…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan. Expert in Everything Lift-Wise
I’m expert in everything lift-wiseWhich way is up, which way downI’m always in such great demandBy businesses here in the town…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan Builds a Water Slide Like No Other
A kiddies water slide I’ve builtSo safe they won’t get kiltAll enclosed no falling outThis water slide I’ve built…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Playground Built by Stan’s Grandad
Safety is embeddedIn Stan’s familyPlayground building is their tradeExample here to see…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 