Priscilla is FCS resident cat I’ve joined up with the armyJoinned uip as a scoutSpotting all the enemyIs what I’m all about We a good team…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Tag Archives: rhyme
Me, Feathers and Shelf
I can ruffle feathersStand up for myselfIf you think I’ve gone too farPush me back on shelf DM Nov 2022
Christmas Tree
Last year we had some trouble withThe cat and Christmas treeWe think we’ve solved the problemThis year (scroll down and see) Don Matthews November 2022
Roll It
Roll it hereRoll it thereRoll it back/forthEverywhere Don MatthewsNovember 2022
This Covid’s Driving Me Nuts
Trapped inside by CovidLockdown’s sending me insaneJack and Jill went up the hillAnd Billy’s rocks went down the drain glug glug glug DM Nov 22
Coffee I’m in Trouble
Coffee I’m in troubleMy head’s gone vacant (shit)I don’t know what to write aboutI feel a useless git It’s suggesting table……. I am a wooden tableI have four wooden legsKick them out from under meI then will have no legs DM
Pornography and Deep Holes
Pornography is likeA damn addictive drugDigs you deeper deeper deeper downInto the hole you’ve dug To get out of the hole you’ve dug -stop digging Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Gutter Press
I am your daily paperPrint all the filth and shitWhich journalists all bring to meCome read me, feast on shit…. The work of Pawel Kuczynski, polish artist, satirist and philosopher. He paints and draws satirical illustrations that deal with social, cultural and political issues of modern day. Common subjects of Pawel’s illustration are social media,Continue reading “Gutter Press”
My Rhyme Beats to the Rhythm
My rhyme beats to the rhythmThe rhythm of my heartIf it wasn’t regularI would fall apart Clunk…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
I Am a Simple Rhymer
I am a simple rhymerDespite making no cashI’ll have a go at anythingAnything – a bash Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 