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Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Strain

Write something incorporating the word ‘strain’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO STRAIN I am a little Strain(Train with cap cap S)Steam, or diesel/’lectric you areGonna have to guess Haha…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 10, 2022Posted inFandango's One Word ChallengeTags:humour, nonsense, poetry, rhyme, slant2 Comments on Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Strain

Poet Don Reporting on Clouds (over morning coffee)

Poet Don reportingGround-breaking news todayCoffee froth went up my noseAnd clouds are coloured grey Such powerful words…… Thankyou…… Poet Don is a world expert on cloud colouringsWe are honoured to have him with us DM Dec 22

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 9, 2022Posted inPoet Don reportingTags:clouds, humour, nonsense, poet don, poetry, rhyme4 Comments on Poet Don Reporting on Clouds (over morning coffee)

Gong

Gong swung forwardThen swung backLined up victimWhacked in back Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 9, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:fashion parade, humour, poetry, rhyme8 Comments on Gong

Pedestrian Crossing

Going cross the crossingWalking as one doesSon beside me safelySafe no longer cos Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 9, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:pedestrian crossing, poetry, rhyme, safety4 Comments on Pedestrian Crossing

Window Cleaner

I live in an apartmentI like my windows cleanEmploy a happy cleanerScroll down and have looksee Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 9, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:apartment, humour, poetry, rhyme, window, window cleaner2 Comments on Window Cleaner

McDonalds Nostalgia (little burger chairs)

We’re happy little burgerLittle burger chairsRed and blue and yellowTables everywhere Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 9, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, McDonalds, nostalgia, rhyme2 Comments on McDonalds Nostalgia (little burger chairs)

Perc Guides Stan

Stan (and apprentice Perc) is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privilege to be associated with him Good one PercGuide me straightLine me upNice and straight Shit Stan you OK?…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 9, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, nonsesse, poetry, rhyme, stan2 Comments on Perc Guides Stan

Fandango Has Challenged Me With a Prompt

Do you have a favourite place you have visited?Where is it? Yes, I do have a favourite place. I frequent it quite often My favourite place is toiletThere I goes and sitsDoing lotsa pissesDoing lotsa shits Sorry Fan. Couldn’t help it……

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 8, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, toilet1 Comment on Fandango Has Challenged Me With a Prompt

Botted Chair

I’m sitting in the cafeMy favourite chair’s been gotThe curvature I put it inDon’t suit the gotter’s bot

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 8, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, nonsense, poetry, rhyme1 Comment on Botted Chair

Priscilla Attends Physics Class

Priscilla is FCS resident cat In physics having lessonI’m a waste of spaceI’ll leave it for the humansI can’t keep up the pace Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 8, 2022Posted inPriscilla, FCS resident catTags:cat, humour, nonsense, poetry, rhyme4 Comments on Priscilla Attends Physics Class

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