This looks yumFor my tumLet me lookWhat’s on plate Shit mum…… DM
Tag Archives: rhyme
Roger
Hullo? my name’s RogerRoger with an RPeering through my shaggy maneRoger with an R DM
Cyril and Cecil
Cyril is whiteCecil (I’m green)Scroll down belowWe both can be seen DM
Guns and Banned Books
We showed up at the school with gunsAnd looked for books to banA girl held up this one banned bookSo snatched it from her hand Only in America One children’s book not banned is My Parents Open Carry, which celebrates gun-toting parents. There were 51 school shootings in the US last year. DM
Victoriana Easter
Working out VictoriansIs indeed quite hardFor example Easter timeWith their Easter card DM
Yellow Car
Ready son? (yep)Here we goIn your yellowCar go go More dad…… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Drivel
Write something incorporating the word ‘drivel’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO DRIVEL I post a lot of drivelI post a lot of twatTonight I am on fire (yep)I post such tommy rot DM
Sitting in the Cafe
Sitting in the cafeCoffee looking atSitting waiting patientlyFor idea while sat Nothing…. Coffee it is uselessUseless coffee (yep)No idea it’s giving meCoffee useless (yep) What a lot of nonsenseWhat a lot of twatSitting in the cafeWriting tommy rot Yep…. DM
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Hollands Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc The Hollands wanted coverBrother sisters (3)Bass, contralt, sopranoHappy Hollands (3) Production Notes Clothes Studio wardrobeWe thought the blue theme nice Hair Stan’s hairdressing to the stars Photographer Perc got that serious now-let-us-thank-him lookguide-me-guide-me smilesWell done Perc Post Production Notes Amen brother andContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Hollands Job”
I Think I Got a Problem
I think I got a problemNot been like this beforeMaybe overdried them?It’s not done this before DM
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 