Little Billy has inadvertently stumbled on an adult theme in today’s lesson. On behalf of Billy I apologise to readers. Today children we are going to be finding out what your dreams are. On this special day children all around the world will be making their dreams come true? oooh…. What are your dreams Johnny?Continue reading “Poet Don and Class Celebrate Make Your Dreams Come True Day (13 January)”
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Get Lost Ralph
Sorry Ralph, get lostThis chair I’m on is mineWas mine before you even came(Stuck how to end last line…) Sorry …. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Back In the Day – Do You Remember?
Do you remember the time?A while ago, back in the dayWhen cars had a built-in convenienceA built-in and handy ashtray? In theatres they also had ashtraysInstalled at the back of each chairWhich did cause a bit of a nuisanceA thin veil of smoke filled the air Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Stan and Perc at Lunchbreak
Lunchbreak Perc, time on our handsLet’s go see what we can findThe backhoe’s sitting doing nothing, just idleI’m quite sure the boss won’t mind….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Priscilla Goes Snow Jumping
I do like jumping in the snowIt’s fun and fancy freeI’m gonna try a big jump nowJust take a look, watch me….. Shit…..where am I? (Lizzy watching on) Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Operating Instructions
Some people are quite simpleSimple, not too brightSo on our strings to operateWe labelled fan or light……. The fan is the other one dear…. Issit?….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Billy (from Poet Don’s class) and the Moon
I’m riding in our car at nightThe moon above I seeI ask my mummy (driving)Why does it follow me? You’ll need to ask your teacher sweetie…. Yes mummy…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Backlog
Don why do you post soMany at a time?Gotta clear the backlogMind works overtime Oh….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Granite Countertops Company
We are proud kitchen makers ofGranite tops (with sheen)All our details are now up onYour computer screen….. Shit Stan! I thought you’d checked everything…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Piledriver
We’ve got a big pileTo drive in the groundSo hired a big driverThe biggest around….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 