Scientists researching on heartsReport a most interesting detailSomething I hadn’t given much thought toThat females are different from males A couple of years ago a bloke standing underan apple tree and a woman dressed in a figleafdiscovered the same thing Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Tag Archives: poetry
Hole Digger
I am a roadwork diggerDigger digging holeSome bugger keeps on throwing dirtBack refilling hole….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Lizzy and Priscilla
Do it, do it, LizzyDo it, give it meDon’t stop doing what you’re doingI’m in ecstasy….. |Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Happy Little Driller
I’m gonna drill a holeI’ve done it once beforeThe hole it turned out very niceNow gonna drill some more….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Priscilla Has a You-Beaut Catmobile
I have this you-beaut catmobileDoubles cleaning floorGifted by my ownerStops be getting bore… Don MatthewsMarch 2021
South Australia Being Sought After For Film TV Production (post Covid)
South Australia is becoming sought afterBy film, also television crewsBecause of our covid-free status(We also have nice tourist views) How come we’re so covid-free lucky?We didn’t sleep in in our bedWe locked down soon as covid showed up(Unlike UK/States, we used head) Although I’m no film/TV actor(Some claim I’m an FCS star)Our Adelaide Film StudiosContinue reading “South Australia Being Sought After For Film TV Production (post Covid)”
Priscilla’s Struggling With Lockdown Boredom
I’m getting bored in lockdownEach day is same as sameRunning out of things to doExhausting all my games….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Stan Returns to Install a Shower
Was so impressed with Stan beforeWe brought him back againHe is an expert plumberEspecially with drains….. We love it Stan….. Little Elsie can splash around while we shower…. And make love darl….Splash splash Don MatthewsMarch 2021
We Are a Pair of Lesbians
We are a pair of lesbians(We both wear glasses too)I like red lipstick, partner noWe both sing ‘Love Me Do’….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
I Am a Happy Shopping Trolley
I am a happy shopping trolleyDoing my own thingWonky wheeling having funRing-a-ding-a-ding…. Hey? why you putting a report sign on meMucking up all my fun….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021