I’m always getting mixed upBetween the day and nightSo bought myself this timepieceTo help me get things right….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Tag Archives: poetry
Marketing Plan
A plumber (who’s local’s) gone brokeIgnored basic tenet this manHe didn’t include any fridge magnetsNo magnets in his marketing plan Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Dozer Driver
I’m gonna drive a dozerWhen I’m grown-up, strongMove the dirt from here to thereWhere it does belong…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Stan the Pressure Water Guy
Stan’sour pressure water guyCleans dirty cars all dayLunchbreak sees a different sideInventiveness on spray…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Multiple Owner Shorts
Idea has been developedFor owners 1, 2, 3Recycling at it’s maximumSounds real good to me…. Don MathewsMarch 2021
Missing Persons
Details of missing personsAre printed on the boxUsed to deliver e-commerceIn China….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Stan the Kitchen Cum Sofa Maker
Now Stan’s an expert kitchenMaker, sofas tooWe asked for something differentAnd this is what he do….. We love it Stan….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Priscilla Pops In For Coffee
I’ve just popped in for coffeeTo caff where Don drops inEscape from busy trafficEscape from all the din….. She’s guarding my coffee while I’m in the loo…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Rubbish
I’ve gotta bag of rubbishTo throw up in the skipI’ll do my hammer-throw throwLaunch it from my hip…. Shit!….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
More About Me
I am a happy rhymerWork in silly genreI have a lotta followersWho say go Don good onya I am a rhymer, happyWork in genre sillyFollow me a lotta doWilly nilly Billy Your name’s Donny…. Issit?…. Don MatthewsMarch 21021
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