In March of twenty twentyThis is what I was toldHugging those not in your familyMust be put on hold It caused me a lot of pain…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Tag Archives: poetry
Apples
We are an apple familyDad, mother, daughter, sonKeeps us fit and regular(We each are holding one)… Don MatthewsApril 2021
Stan and Perc are Dredgers
Stan and Perc are dredgers(Drinking buddies too)What a novel way to dredgeDredge between these two…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Jeez Skip, the WP Board of Ethics Are After Me
Am I not allowed toParody a postPut my creative talent toWhere it works the most? No you cannot do this DonDisrepute it bringsWe the WordPress Board of EthicsWon’t allow such thing Don MatthewsApril 2021 Forward all complaints to the WP Ethics Board
Priscilla Got Carried Away
We tied a mouse round Cilla’s neckFor her to chase todayShe loved it, occupied her timeBut got sorta carried away…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Stan and Perc Practice a Very Useful Thing
Stan and Perc are practicingThis very useful thingIt takes a lot of practiceThis very useful thing…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Two Poems About Daffodils
I saw a lovely poem on the Yorkshire duo site about daffodils in the north and thought it would be nice to write one telling you about the current plight of our daffodils here in the south (thankyou to you both for the inspiration)…. From the north first : Tiny yellow trumpets, Heralding the Spring.Continue reading “Two Poems About Daffodils”
Glamour Shot
I’m 11 years old and mummyTook me for glamour shotThe photo man tissied me upAnd this is what I got…. Don’t I look nice?…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Branch
I know just how to do thisI’ve practised in my headA simple operationOf which I’ve also read…. Wasn’t quite meant to go like that…… Don MatthewsApril 2021
TV
Got a great new plasma screenGetting rid of oldCaused a problem, what to do?No need for it be sold Sorted….. Don MatthewsApril 2021