A hanging bar hangs from the ceilI’m gonna have a swingA bar which hangs upon a ceilIs a useful thing…. Shit…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Tag Archives: poetry
Blue Cheese
We’ve always had an issueWith blue cheese dropping outSo thought we’d mask the problemIn top and in the grout…. Do you like our faux mold kitchen counter?We particularly like the grout….. Don MatthewsMay 2021
My Partner Couldn’t Make It
My partner couldn’t make itHe had to work todayHe did however Zoom inWhat more can I say?…. Thankyou for thinking of us on our special day dear…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Chainsaw
I gave my love a chainsawBecause he loves them soWe’re posed here (both together)(He also loves a hoe…..) I’m buying him fuel for his birthday. And a hoe for Christmas…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
BooBoo Needs a Toilet
BooBoo needs a toiletBooBoo needs a looMummykins will find oneFind a loo for you woof…. Look, there’s one there comingYour favourite colour redMummykins does love you BooCuddles you in bed…. woof woof…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
What a Good Idea
What a good idea is thisWash hands while fill looNo water wasted, sink space neededWhat a good idea…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
I Made a Little Comfy….
I made a little comfyCushion for my bumNow nice and warm, no longer coldDum-de-dum-de-dum Best I could do. Sorry…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Mummy! Please Come Help Me!
Mummy! please come help me!I’m in a bit of spotWas having quite a lot of funThis spot I now want not…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Blinds
We had some blinds left overWanted to re-useFound the perfect placeFound another use…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Stan Builds a Staircase
I did the calculationsClosely followed planStaircase I was proud ofDid the best I can…. They want to use the doors ?Now you tell me boss?I’ll build another set. Sorted….. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 