I am a fancy lifterEntry as per normExit I do differentTo the usual form…. I’m auditioning for the Olympics…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
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Throw Us Down a Sack Mate
Throw us down a sack mateI’m used to doing thisHang on a mo while I just goGo and do a piss…. Jeez man don’t you understand ‘hang on’?….. Don MatthewsJune 2021 No brain no pain
Kingpin
Established me an empireMaking lotsa doughShifting drugs around the worldKingpin me ho ho Busted?….. You shoulda done computer studies dad….… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Safety First on the Road
I find my little HondaUseful to transportThis lovely canvas paintingThat I’ve just gone bought Hello? that van ahead of meHas not closed it’s back doorGosh, that’s rather dangerousIt’s very safety poor…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Tommy
Haven’t heard of Tommy?Tommy of Rot fame?What a crying pityWhat a crying shame Wot rot…… Don’t be disrespectful….. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Stan’s Photographic Service
Easter time has come aroundStan’s into taking picsHis customers will office-comeTo make their photo pick…. Call Stan for your next doggie shoot…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Best Man
Had a spot of troubleWedding. I’m best manGrabbed the wedding presentCame just as I am…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Borrow Borrow Gotta
Borrow borrow gottaJust to stay aheadPay it back? no worriesWhy? cos I’ll be dead Borrow borrow gottaBank’ll print lots morePay it back? why worry?Bank’ll just print more Kids’ll have a good jobMoney (lots) they’ll getPay it back? why worry?The kids’ll pay my debt Gotta get that new 2m flat-screenfor complete telly enjoyment Don MatthewsJune 2021
Sanding the Floor
I didn’t think there’d beAn error I could makeSimply just by sanding floorSeems I made mistake…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan and Perc Apply Safety First
Perc and I are safetyConscious to the maxBuilding houses, tiling floorsNo way we’re safety lax…. We both have studied the Builders Safety Manual for Dummiesand passed the one-question test at the backCan you roll safely on hitting ground? Call Stan and Perc for your next building job‘Safety to the max’ is their motto Don MatthewsJuneContinue reading “Stan and Perc Apply Safety First”
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