Stan and Perc Apply Safety First

Perc and I are safety
Conscious to the max
Building houses, tiling floors
No way we’re safety lax….









We both have studied the Builders Safety Manual for Dummies
and passed the one-question test at the back
Can you roll safely on hitting ground?

Call Stan and Perc for your next building job
‘Safety to the max’ is their motto



Don Matthews
June 2021




Published by donmatthewspoetry

I just like playing round with words. And having fun

9 thoughts on “Stan and Perc Apply Safety First

  1. Just seeing one standing on the other, it made me think these are our modern day Mario bros lol. (Oh, we are so screwed).

    Moving on. Who needs ladders anyway when I can simply just stomp on someone’s back. Gives you a leg up.

    Hilarious and amusing as always, Don. I enjoy reading you!

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